There are many things to say about this house. Among the ones I actually said were:
"When your closet has an emergency-stop button, your closet is excessive."
"I have never seen a four-poster Jacuzzi with a fireplace before...."
(She also found this rather nice hotel -- spoiler: not actually a hotel -- which was just sort of random overdone mansion, until it got to the closeup of the ceiling and I said, "Oh. It has cherubs in.")
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